when u see people having fun and you want to join but ur just like
I relate to this so hard it’s upsetting me
whenever i’m leaving a conversation i say “bi” to remind and tell people i am bisexual. for some reason this has not been working very well and most people think i’m straight despite my reminders. however, they do sometimes praise me and say “good bi” in response.
#this is my favorite because asgardians are so OOOHHH MIDGARDIANS COULDNT POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND OUR TECHNOLOGY THEY THINK ITS MAGIC AHAHAHAHA O#OOHHH HOW QUAINT THEY’RE SO SIMPLE#and jane is just like NNNNOPE
Thor’s so proud. LOL
"Look at my Midgardian girlfriend. She is so smart. Look at her. She’s handling this Infinity Gem like a champ. Did I mention she is so smart???"
oh my fucking god
Not For Puppies
If someone points at your black clothes and asks you whose funeral is it, a look around the room and a casual “haven’t decided yet” is always a good response.
Wonder Bar, 1934